In this game, the user controls a paddle of some kind (supposedly a bottle of Spanish fly), which sends a naked man into a room full of naked women, which he must run into in order to clear the board. As the game advances, the little naked dude starts bouncing around faster and faster, making the game more difficult. I cant imagine the game being more fun than two or three rounds.
Call Of Duty II Nuketown
So you’re playing the Nuketown 2025 map and you’re all, I should shoot all the heads off these mannequins within 90 seconds, right? Good idea! Head to that big TV screen in the middle of the map and play some old-school Atari 2600 Activision games.
Another notorious game of the era. In Custers Revenge, the player takes on the role of General George Custer as he dodges arrows (or perhaps bullets? Theyre a bunch of flying black lines) in order to have sex with a naked Native American woman. Many critics have derided the game as portraying rape, though the games designer emphatically defended the blocky union as mutual.
No, this lame Pac-Man rip-off has nothing to do with Wolverine. In this game created by Universal Gamex, the player takes on the avatar of a naked man making his way through a maze while trying to avoid flying scissors (which presumably, would render you an ex-man, get it?). If you make it to the end of the maze, you are awarded with a badly rendered pornographic act. Congrats to you!